SKIP THE SCIENCE
WE DON’T WANT
TO BORE YOU
WITH SPRINGS
AND THINGS
WE JUST WANT
TO GIVE YOU
THE SAME
“MATTRESS IN A BOX”
BUT WITHOUT
THE FAFF.
JUST SLIDE OUR
“SLOTHOMETER”
AND CHOOSE
HOW YOU
WANT
TO SLOTH.
YOU ALSO
GET ALL THE
STANDARD
“MATTRESS IN
A BOX”
STUFF
